Constellation Identification Pillows

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Marry me astronaut

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Water divining Mars

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Canada Goose

'Well that's certainly new!'

Astronaut

Solar Range.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Hubble Telescope

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"There's water up here, all right!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'There's the big tipper!'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

A man with a telescope peering out from his dome-like head.

The Great Teddy Bear