Constellation Coder Gifts

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

The Big Tipper

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

God's Sticky Notes

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

The Ordered List

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"I still maintain an online presence."

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

"That must be Java Man!"

Plugged In

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

This one needs re-booting!

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Cellist on Mars

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...