Constellation Coder Gifts

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

The Big Tipper

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

God's Sticky Notes

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

The Ordered List

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Medical Billing & Coding

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"That must be Java Man!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Plugged In

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

This one needs re-booting!

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Cellist on Mars

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."