Constant Discussant Gifts

Planck's Constant Nagging.

Woman followed by devices.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"What are we protesting about?"

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

"Are they with us or them?"

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

'It's a miracle!'

"What makes people wear clogs?"

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'

Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

"Looks like the board will finally have a reason to call a meeting."

'Yeah - I must inherit it from Dad.'

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

"On the other hand, may I make the case for a Republican Senate?"

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

"Politics or football, it's all the same to him."

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

Anti-Vaxer and Covid

"Stop saying Christians are gullible because we 'believe donkeys can talk'! There's only one talking donkey in the bible, and it happened a very long time ago."