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"When your mother starts usin electric eels to boil the jug it's time to consider alternative arrangements."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Senior Jeopardy!

'Next!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Weather channel.

'Come die with me.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Old Frogs' Home

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

James Bond: Senior Years.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

Remembering His Marbles

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Home for the elderly

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

The Old Elves Home

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."