Conservation King Gifts

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Just Stop Boil

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'