Conservation Champions Gifts

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'You have no kids yet fret about our environmental future, while I have 4 kids and couldn't care less,'

'How dumb can you get?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Environment Friendly House.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

COP26

"The Nominees"

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Orange Bengal Tiger

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.