Endangered Species Champion Gifts

Cheetah's never prosper.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Life on Earth - endangered species.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Just Stop Boil

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Environment Friendly House.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"The Nominees"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

COP26

David Attenborough's Morning

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Orange Bengal Tiger

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'How dumb can you get?'

"The nominees"

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'