Nature Reserve Champion Gifts

EcoTours.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"The Nominees"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

COP26

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Orange Bengal Tiger

'How dumb can you get?'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Clean air.

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Melting North Pole

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'