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"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

ET Mishap

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Are we there yet?'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Koala

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"