Conservation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Up until now, I was a dedicated environmentalist.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Bees SOS

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Shell Fire

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Why do leaves change color?"

How's the new one?

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"We're trying to help you!"

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Save the whales

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'