Conservation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Up until now, I was a dedicated environmentalist.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Bees SOS

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shell Fire

"Why do leaves change color?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

How's the new one?

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"We're trying to help you!"

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."