Consciousness Climber Gifts

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

I think therefore I am.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Baseball Angels

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling

'This ladder is rotten!'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

A man dreams of a snake

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Clancy: Dreaming of Being A Dog

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.