Connector Extraordinaire Gifts

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

The Card Flinger

Profit

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

The Little Top.

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Clown silencers.

"Remember – Dad's 50th is in 2026... Have you gotten him a card yet?"

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

Date Control

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"OK...your payment plan is all set up. Your check is due the first of each month."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

Impressive resume.

For better communications with your teenagers, listen to them! Ok. I'm listening! I just don't hear anything! Slam!

Man cutting his son out of his will and sending his valuable paintings to the blind asylum

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."

'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'

"But I CAN be spontaneous...just give me a couple of days."