Connector Extraordinaire Pillows

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

The Card Flinger

Profit

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Remember – Dad's 50th is in 2026... Have you gotten him a card yet?"

Clown silencers.

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"OK...your payment plan is all set up. Your check is due the first of each month."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Date Control

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

Man cutting his son out of his will and sending his valuable paintings to the blind asylum

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."

'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'

"But I CAN be spontaneous...just give me a couple of days."

'Let's wait for the next one -- they're packed in like sardines in there.'

Man trying to find seat on a crowded train