Connecticut Connoisseur Gifts

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"You're amazing!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"I've always been a gnome body."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

The pilgrimage begins