Congresswoman Gifts

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Of course they argue about petty things and make stupid decisions. That's why I say Congress should be a TV reality show.'

'More and more millions here, more billions there, more trillions everywhere...it all adds up!'

Leadership Weight And Fortune

'There's enough pork in this bill to get everyone on board. That why I call it ‘Buy-Partisan.''

Nancy Pelosi

AOC

'Pssst. . . see our two fellow congressmen at the other end of the bar?. . . You can just look at them and tell they're a couple of doofuses.'

'Bad news, Senator -- your exploratory committee is being held hostage.'

The Congress Snake Handler

Bipartisan Burial.

Deja Vu

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to regulate it!'

House leadership 'cry'-teria

Sarah's Spotlight

Fall Elections

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

'Tax increases for the 1% might be nice, except for the fact that most congress persons are in the 1%.'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'm looking for a children's book that gives a simples explanation of the Constitution. It's for Congress."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nancy Pelosi

"Government shoul be more transparent, but not to the point people know who's to blame."

Congress Some Assembly Required

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

"We couldn't get a Quorum again - everyone is at fundraisers."

"Finally, an honest politician."

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

"Hey partner. What do you not want to accomplish today?"

Nancy Pelosi

"Shall I give my supporters your detailed policy speech, or just tweet them a string of sports cliches?"

Falling Credibility Zone

Elise Stefanik

"I feel a term in congress generating headlines is a good practice for a future as a highly paid media provocateur."