Confident Counselor Gifts

'Oddly enough, he appears to have low self-esteem.'

"Insecurities are a better investment than securities."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"