Confident Commander Gifts

"I'm large and in charge. Well ... okay. Truthfully, I'm just large."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Is that a wig?'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"It makes me feel better about myself."

USS Party Time.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Step out-- speak up

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"