Confident Leader Gifts

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Minister Starts at a New Church

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

If you've got it flaunt it!

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear

"I'm a take charge guy with awesome leadership skills. It's not my fault nobody listens to me."

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"It makes me feel better about myself."

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Step out-- speak up

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."