Confident Commander T-Shirts

"I'm large and in charge. Well ... okay. Truthfully, I'm just large."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Is that a wig?'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

USS Party Time.

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Step out-- speak up

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."