Confident Dresser T-Shirts

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Savory Types

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Is that a wig?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Frock Coat

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Top Hat

Tree

Suits you Sir!

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Know Your Knots!

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

Still in fashion