Confident Commentator Pillows

'I've already given him my diagnosis doctor, but it's always nice to have a second opinion. '

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"AI chat bot"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'