Confessional Irony Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Trilby - 'Confession

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Stick on Souls'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'I know you'll fit in well here. It's written all over your face.'

Clergyman and Working Girl

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

'Someone accidentally deleted the data you've been inputting. Looks like I'll have to hire you temps full time.'

"People shouldn't have names until they're 30."

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

Pizza for the priest.

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

"What we're really looking for is a beginner with experience."

'Wouldn't it be less of a burden on your conscience if you told the parliamentary standards committee rather than me.'

'No, Father, I can't spice it up a bit!'