Conference Table Racer Gifts

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Pick a business card.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"It's a fair COP26."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"