Conference Chaser Gifts

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

All-Candy Seder.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Chaos Theory Conference.

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Psychiatric convention"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Discomfort zone.

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

"It's a fair COP26."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Internet access... internet access....'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

The Anti-Racism Conference