Consensus Chaser Gifts

'If you want people to think you are wise just always agree with them. . .'

Group Think Time

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Collective Psyche

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'I climbed all the way up here to learn the meaning of life from a cat?!'

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'The secret to life number 3 is...or was that number 4? No, wait...that was number 7...or was it 8?'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Inspiration

The National Conversation Starts Here

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Chasing the one big idea

Hotel teddy for hire

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'