Consensus Quester Gifts

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Collective Psyche

Wikipedia...

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

''Not guilty,' eh? - Color me suspicious!'

Baseball Angels

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

"I'm 'The Drunk Divorced Overweight Chain-Smoking Middle Aged Man.' 'The Wise Man' is on the next peak."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Next Wise Man Please.