Confectionery Competitor Gifts

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Come dine with me!

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Ninja bread men"

Bermuda Triangles

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Thou Shalt Not!

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Shaved Ice

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

Cake Walk.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'