Confectionery Competitor Mugs

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Come dine with me!

"Ninja bread men"

Bermuda Triangles

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Thou Shalt Not!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

Cake Walk.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'