Condo Board Hopeful Gifts

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Real Estate Depression

"Factominiums."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'Danger. Company Merger in Progress'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'Purple Martin Condos'

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

"Remember son, incompetence always expands to fill the space available."

"I'd like to say this will all be yours someday, but it's all rented."

'I've been trying to buy a condo in Vancouver! They say that real estate prices are going through the roof! At least that's how my agent explained the hole in the ceiling.'

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'