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Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Jim Carrey,

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"You got this, Nana."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"Closed until further notice."

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

Pavlov's Dream

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

'-and which commandment did you break?'

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."