Conditioning Pillows

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

Pavlov's Dream

Late BroomStick

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

The Human Condition

Musical Fight

The interminable!

Desert crawler following water

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Today's Rapunzel

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.