Conditioning Gifts

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

Pavlov's Dream

Late BroomStick

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Waiting for Pants

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Musical Fight

The Human Condition

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The interminable!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Today's Rapunzel

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Desert crawler following water

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."