Conditioner Gifts

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

Domestic Superheroes!!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

In the art gallery

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."