Classical Conditioning Enthusiast Gifts

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Gustav Holst

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Selfie

Sergei Taneyev

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Michail Glinka

"I'd like to make a return."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

The furies

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Champagne Polka

Greek goddess

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Johann Strauss