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Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Sergei Taneyev

Selfie

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Peace on Earth

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"I'd like to make a return."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Michail Glinka

The furies

Champagne Polka

Greek goddess