Classical Conditioning Aficionados Gifts

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Alexander Pope

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Do as many study days as you can."

Today's Rapunzel

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

Another wedding

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Gym Paperboy.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

'You're doing it wrong!'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

'I learned Russian to read Chekhov. He's better in English.'

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'This is so old-school.'

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'