Classical Conditioning Aficionados Mugs

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Alexander Pope

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Do as many study days as you can."

Today's Rapunzel

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

Another wedding

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

Workers constructing barcodes

Gym Paperboy.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

'You're doing it wrong!'

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

'I learned Russian to read Chekhov. He's better in English.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

'This is so old-school.'