Training Session Aficionados Mugs

"Do as many study days as you can."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Music & Gym'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

Academy.