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"Do as many study days as you can."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

How to go form fit to fat...

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Music & Gym'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'