Conditioner Connoisseur Pillows

'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'

Today's Rapunzel

Bookworm Sleepover

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dog Walker

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Shaved Ice

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Second aid

Sculptor's chippings

S**t Threw a Goose

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Satis Factory Tour

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Junior's Towel

'I see the Maids have been in!'