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Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"You got this, Nana."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

Pavlov's Dream

"Closed until further notice."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

Desert Island Water skiing.

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'-and which commandment did you break?'

Joan's gas problem wasn't getting any better!

My Covid passport