Concession Worker Gifts

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Polly txt speak

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Team Leader

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Steak Ted?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box