Concession Snackster Gifts

Hungry child

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"Kick the machine"

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"My chips need more salsa."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Burger Discus

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Book Burp

"No!"

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'It's a new reality show on the Women's Channel -- 'Stupid Husband Tricks.''

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'

"Insert bills facing up."