Concession Snackster Mugs

Guy in cinema eating popcorn out of his mask

Hungry child

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Kick the machine"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"My chips need more salsa."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

A fridge surrounded by books.

'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'

Medium Fries and a Drink

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Burger Discus

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Book Burp

"Quick - hide the donuts."

"No!"

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'It's a new reality show on the Women's Channel -- 'Stupid Husband Tricks.''

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'