Snack Master Mugs

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Hungry child

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Parisian man eating pastries

"In da house"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Boy defends his last fry.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Budget Munchies

Christmas Canapes

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"