Concert Fashion Gifts

Pit of Death

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

Rainbow Quartet

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Liam Gallagher.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jeff Beck.