Concerned Catholic Pillows

Air for the Pope.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Fitness in church.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Pope Benedict at Easter

At home with the Pope.

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

Some catholic like it hot

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Dog Confession

'Idiot.'

Confessional TV.

'Is it for your wife or your girl friend?'

Parent-Teacher Conferences: 'The bad news is your son failed every test I gave this term. The good news is that we know he's not abusing any mind-expanding drugs.'

Assignment - Review School Security.

Uncertain Future

Homework.

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

Father Ted Hughes.

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

The Anxious School Drop Off

Jeb Bush is a Devout Catholic

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'