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Angst - Zeitgeist.

The Thought Process.

Audio Books

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Bear Recycling.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky