Conceptual Hiker Pillows

Angst - Zeitgeist.

The Thought Process.

Audio Books

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Bear Recycling.

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"No, I don't have any weed."