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"What can I say - it turs out wheels were a social construct all along."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Things are looking up!"

Moving in

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Women Possibilities

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

Scrapyard Worker

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"He was always so sweaty."

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

Palin's spokesperson explains about that pesky map.

'It's not who you know, it's what you know.'

'He wants to know what we're up to, so he cans tart demythologizing it.'

'I DO have the foggiest idea ... but that's all.'

"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"

'Infinity ahead - ∞ miles.'